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a shit(ish) crusty school that everyone makes out to be “so good” when it’s really not. Parents act like heaven has visited you itself when you get in just for you to come out of year 11 with your mental health completely obliterated. The FEMALE teachers don’t let you go to the bathroom even on your period and the PE teacher doesn’t let anyone even leave the room and makes people participate even if they’re appendix is bursting. Not to mention the school is literally older than the queen herself (rip lizzie my headmaster sobbed and had a whole impromptu assembly for you) and is literally crumbling as we speak but can’t be fixed bc it’s a “listed building” and the school apparently don’t have that type of money. They act like your lanyard is your heart and throw a tantrum when you don’t have it within a 5 centimetre radius of you. They give you 3 pieces of homework for different subjects every single day without fail all due for 7 exact days afterwards.

Pros of KEVIHS: you get to go home early every other wednesday (thank fuck) some of the teachers slay Cons of KEVIHS: Crusty Aston boys on the green bus (one took his socks off to wiggle his toes in front of a poor year 7) ugly ass teachers

only 12 subjects on the whole curriculum (or maybe even less) it’s every woman for herself the minute you get in moral of the story: it’s shit, don’t go there, stay safe girlypops

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