Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
An amazing husband and boyfriend that I love so so much and I want to marry. He’s literally the light of my life and he’s helped me through absolutely everything. If anyone dares to go near him I will violently rip their oesophagus and shove it up their ass hole until they’re choking it back up through the hole in their throat. I fucking love Mr Michael Afton Ward. He is amazing and such a sweet person. He looks gorgeous 24/7 and just constantly makes me the happiest person on earth whenever he does anything. And I will love him until the day that this earth falls apart and after then too because he ain’t getting rid of me that easily.
Text fits
Save
Cancel