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A Mulki is a creature who clogs a toilet just by existing around it. A Mulki can't survive in warm temperatures and its natural habitat is in the cold AC of an apple store. A Mulki has many ways to lure you into its trap. Some of which include: convincing you that electrocuting monkeys is good, convincing you that SF is a good place to live, and talking about how much Joe Biden sucks. NEVER TRUST A MULKI.
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