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With what money am I going to go to the store with? Great idea. I'll just walk to the store (because I don't have a car anymore), say hi and tell my name to a motherfucker who likely already knows who I am, leave without buying anything, walk back to my house, have a little Hym Iam marathon where I watch all of the shows that are using lines directly from me on my phone as it slowly dies, then (when my external runs out of juice) I'll go downstairs and steal some electricity so I'm not sitting in a powerless studio apartment.
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