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A Homo Hattus is a humanoid species however they are NOT to be confused with Humans. A homo hattus will wear a hat wherever they go. If said hat is removed their brains will be exposed as their entire body forms around the hat. A homo hattus also can only breed with their family members. Due to this their sister is also their: Aunt, Mother, Daughter, Niece, Grandmother and Granddaughter. A homo hattus is dangerous seeing as If you attempt to remove the hat, They have a defence mechanism called beating the shit out of you.
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