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Part 4 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. We left off with the Jonas Brothers in our list of amazing famous people from NJ. We continue withDavid Copperfield, [Donald] Fagen, Jesse Eisenberg, [Jim] Miller, Dennis Rodman, Antonin Scallia, [Amy] Locane, E.J. Barthel, Vini Lopez, [Bill] Moyers, Anthony Stolarz, Allen Ginsburg, Gaetano Bresci, [Larry] Doby, Malcolm Forbes, Bruce Vilanch, THE HAPPY FITS (my second-favorite band), [Katherine] Renee Shindle, Lauren Schmetterling, Julie Anne Robbenhymer, Jessie Paege, Mark Blum, Cissy Houston, Gary [Lewis], THE LIST. GOES. FUCKING. ON. We know what REAL pizza is, what a REAL bagel is, what a REAL TOMATO is. No, California doesn't have good tomatoes. Californian tomatoes are FUCKING BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S TOMATOES ARE BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S BAGELS.. THEY'RE FUCKING BULLSHIT. YOUR PIZZA?! I'll spell it out. B-[U]-L-L-S-H-I-T. Except for our next door neighbor New York, you have good pizza. We'll give you that. Go to my profile for part 5 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same like 10 mins.

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