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There are many definitions on John, for there are many types of John. 1. That one cool dude you can appreciate 2. That annoying person at work, that you just tolerate 3. The silly goofball that thinks he's normal 4. That one neighbor who thinks he's annoying, but he's not 5. That one neighbor who thinks he's cool, but he's not 6. ext.. So if you have been in contact with a John, don't run away, because you never know what type of John you'll be encountering.
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