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A Roger Guggenheim is a college student known for spreading chlamydia among the masses. He's the worst person you can imagine; he's bigoted, arrogant, and downright annoying. Roger Guggenheim studies business and wears sweaters even in the dead of summer, which is why he's so stinky all the time. His favorite pastimes include conspiring with the Iocal rodents, disturbing the peace in the library, defecating on the floors of communal showers, and spreading diseases for fun. Roger Guggenheim's exploits are greatly exaggerated, but like most myths, the stories are built on truth.
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