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A parsnip dick is were the penis is more girthy at the base of the penis and goes extremely thinner towards the helmet. Most parsnip dicks are between 4 - 6 inches and struggle to maintain an erection for the entire performance. And parsnip dicks will feel inferior to guys with big helmets.
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