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An unfortunate fate for the average person a mental illness similar to insomnia as to where the only one cure is tiddy's. Tidsomnia is a mental disease that deprives you of sleep or rest, without a tiddy. Things can get very bad for someone with tidsomnia. Tidsomnia also has 3 stages : Stage 1 : Stage 1 tidsomnia can be eased or cured with a picture or illustration of a tiddy Stage 2: Stage 2 tidsomnia can be eases or cured by looking or feeling on a tiddy in person And last but not least Stage 3: Nicknamed oral sleep Stage 3 of tidsomnia can only be cured by orally consuming a tiddy or sucking on one ,this Stage reinstates a core memory of infanthood and unlocks the need for breastfeeding without needing to actually consume any of the milk. When you reach Stage three you can call it quits since rare few have been completely cured of Stage three tidsomnia.
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