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My dads I hear them every night It makes me sad I cry And hard I cry on my cock and balls for lube While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen My mommy died and I use the smell of her ashes ti cum My grandpa showed me how to jerk off He called it shower time but really he touched my butt He used to put peanut butter in my mouth and butt crack And put the sword in my mouth and booty cheeks He yelled sometimes It was really sexy His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes My grandma watched She died once during a shower time and she came and went at the same time I found my sisters clitoris finally last night It took a while But she yelled " that's not the right hole" I was sad I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist I'M CUMMING… SO HARRRRDDDD
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