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A 6' 2" closeted Bulgarian man that looks like a pale version of Gumby. He lifts weights to compensate for his love for twinks whose fake names start with a K. He received too much love from his mother growing up and now tries to find that type of love from other women. He was successful once, but the girl was Indian so he wasn't into it. Well, he was, but he couldn't let his boyfriend Isaac know that he was. He replaced her with another twink named Andrew who also happened to be Indian and loves makeup filters on snapchat. However, this replacement could never replace his true love - the shy, gay kid in his English class. He and his friends made fun of him, but deep down he just yearns for his delicate touch. Every time his super inclusive English teacher talks about LGBT matters, Angel slowly peers at this shy boy, envisioning a future that could've been.
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