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Greta is a beautiful girl. Usually a brunette with green eyes. She says she has a lot of acne but she only has a few blackheads. Buys tanning oils when she's literally an orange! Perfect wifey material. Can totally not keep a secret without telling her boy best friend. Their boy best friends name would usually be Mitch, James, Walters or Emelio. Hundred percent would never cheat. Greta is waiting for the perfect guy. Get's picked on for being one of the "boys". Everyone thinks Greta's a pick me although she just wants some more friends. If you find a Greta... KEEP HER! You will never find anyone nice, funnier or crazier than Greta. She has 3 sides. 1. A total Bitch 2. A fun awesome shy girl 3. Absolutely crazy flirty awesome funny girl. KEEP GRETA!
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