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1. a sweet, kindhearted person usually below 5' tall. while a goober can be shy and and reserved, a goober tends to become wild, sing songs no one knows, growl, bite, and run around, but despite all of this is truely beautiful. 2. a wild animal that attends Bishop Eustace who should not be allowed in public due to her extreme self control problems. 3. a water bottle and hand biting beast that takes German 4. one who wishes they were a disney princess, mostly pocahontas. 5. one who pisses their pants when they laugh too hard 6. one who has extreme infatuations with unattractive hippies.
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