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Got in this morning at four a.m. You're as mad as you can be I was drinking and talking and you know how that goes Time just slipped away from me By the time I knew what time it was It was too late to call home Stop carrying on acting like a child I wasn't doing anything wrong Guys do it all the time And you expect us to understand When the shoe's on the other foot You know that's when it hits the fan Get over it, honey, life's a two way street Or you won't be a man of mine So I had some beers with the girls last night Guys do it all the time I know I left my clothes all over the place And I took your twenty bucks No I didn't get the front yard cut Because I had to wash my truck Will you bring me a cold one, baby Turn on the TV We'll talk about this later There's a ball game I want to see
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