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Aris is THE handsomest, spiciest & finest GOAT. he can pull up at anyone's place (guy, girl, kid, dog & yes even at your granny's) & everyone' s delighted to see him. he is a party-animal who enjoys drinking to the extreme limit. hence his favorite food: beer. one can have the most interesting conversations with him about god & the world, which are even moreso enhanced when aris slips into his drunk or high form. being a very humorous person, his taste for jokes expands from vanilla and dark. the same applies to the bedroom where he will slay that small half-asian pussy in all styles & angles. his taste in women was once despicable but has grown to major maturity as has his character. he is just ✨ SPECTACULAR ✨.
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