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A fictional primate God that shows up just before a storm. Comparable to the Norse God of thunder, Thor. Slejmunki has been described by tribesmen and witch doctors as the creator of “crashing sounds from the sky” local priests would claim to be “ordained” through hearing their name being whispered during a storm, especially while thunder echoed through the hills, most rituals of this obscure tribe would consist of bowing low to the ground during thunderstorms, and letting the rain splash into their mouths from the ground, they believed that the earth was made up of the flesh and bones of all their ancestors, and by consuming the soil would enlighten them and bring knowledge past down from past generations.
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