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Shit at impressions, thinks he is a viking but comes from Offy,ex pro footballer, Bonsai master, once made enough rice to feed the whole of India, pro salsa dancer, in training to kill Putin and save the Ukraine and all round nice guy despite having a larger than average arse and a very small penis.
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