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A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together. A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all. A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards. Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
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