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The Caca Mole Rat is a rare caca that lived during the early Cretaceous period in which the dinosaurs were on Earth. It's still alive to this day, and it is a very endangered species. There are only 34 Caca Mole Rats on this whole entire world. The Caca Mole Rats are sometimes mistaken for deer, although they are super tiny. They are local to the South-Eastern part of Africa. They also have a deadly venom in their tounge, which they sometimes use on humans if they feel like they're in danger, and the venom turns the humans into caca, and then die immediately after that. Never go near this, they will turn you into caca if they lick you.
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