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One who is being unnecessarily annoying or causing unnecessary pain and irritation. One who fucks up situations and sucks the carnage up and absorbs their own toxicity unbeknown to themselves, to their own eventual detriment. Alternative to fuckmonkey when the person does not deserve to be compared to a monkey.
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