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An absolutely legendary figure, most popular from his appearances in the Pleasure Island and Manwhore chronicles. He runs Manwhore industries with his business partner Fernando, where he creates rockin music videos and patented Manwhore fragrance. Gooseman is known to frequent the Walrus Pit, though his terrible sense of direction often leads him to ask “WHERE’S THE WALRUS PIT?” to various vacationers and residents of Pleasure Island. Gooseman is often rude, and it has lead him into trouble before, notably when he insulted a crowd during an open mic night during his and Fernando’s premiere of their new music genre, “Moancore”. Gooseman is also a master of many forms of combat, including hand-to-hand, and rock throwing (a combat form popularized by the late Australopithecus), as shown in his battle with the Laser Walrus-Crab.
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