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Samuel is a kind hearted, loving, caring boyfriend, that has a monster cock. When I say Monster I really mean it, like Sam's cock is so long and girthy that he has to slide it down one trouser leg and not to mention the sheer velocity of his ballsack. You can see the tension in them, as if they're ready to explode and ejaculate all over every part of the universe and beyond.
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