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You are sitting in a dimly lit room, trash all around, and your flaccid penis is in your hand like a limp pile of putty. You begin trying to work yourself up to an erection so your start rolling that dough in your hand. Your body is telling you that the 6th ejaculation before noon was enough but you are not gonna let anything stop you from breaking through to a bakers dozen for the AM. Common issue for sexual deviants, drunk frat boys and teenagers that have just discovered masturbation.
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