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An area located in Australia where the government is a Malteser and 2 white guys that will ruin your life and take your phone while giving you afternoon detention. Using a device within a 10km radius when you aren't supposed to will activate the Malteser's special ability, giving the heavily waxed man an opportunity to strike from the shadows and summon your parents.
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