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It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said: ‘can you fit a scotch in there?’ ‘Yes sure, no worries’ ‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’ What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.
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