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Milstur Meal is a frightening entity with an off-putting acorn shaped cranium and an index finger relentlessly wagging in denial. This entity repeatedly taunts its victims by obnoxiously confiscating their very last morsel of food, leaving the victim with many ulcers and little to no body fat. Many victims of Milstur Meal have stated that the entity felt reminiscent of elementary school teachers from their childhood. If you experience what scientists call "rumptle tumptel", run as fast as you possibly can. Few victims have escaped successfully from Milstur Meal.
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