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An amphibious vehicle used to transport people from one area to another via water (duh). a boat is commonly used by rednecks to escape from the old lady and drink lots of beer. They tend to use the excuse that they are fishing, although really they are just drinking lots of beer and watching the water. Many times a boat can also be used to transport illegal aliens from Cuba(and other Latin American countries) to the United States. Often these boats are captured, repainted, and sold to rednecks. Loads of middle class white men want boats, but they never get them. Only the bold white trash people get them. A very costly mistake of some people is to confuse a boat with a yacht or a ship. Only rich people can afford those, or a redneck with no house. Therefor they are not in the category of boats. African Americans never want boats, because they cant swim.
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