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A short king is a man under 5’9 who is typically quite funny and charming, but doesn’t actually make it past 1st base. Girls like short kings because they laugh at him, not with him. These men also typically hang out with girls that are younger than them. Short kings, don’t drop your crown. You’ll make it someday.
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