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A lower order of the ape family, living in colonies of anywhere above 2. Can be seen at dusk moving towards a McDonalds or similar. Often spotted marking territory on playgrounds or confronting members of the public in search of the resources to create fire. Favourite pastimes include: -Using a mobile to record anything more illegal than kicking a lamp post -Searching for "beef" -Claiming that a member of the public "called their mum" -Claiming that a member of the public "looked at them" -Applying a burberry pattern wherever possible -Smoking anything intoxicating, up to and including anthorax -Drinking anything intoxicating, up to and including petrol -Inhaling anything intoxicating, up to and including napalm -Impregnating the female of the species - the chavette, who are only suitable for fertilising up to the age of 16
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