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Very Simply, a Finger Shark. Most commonly drawn to “bitches who talk too much”. These phalangalators possess what can be best described as a semi-sinister desire, a primal-esque if you will, craving to devour those hideous, audible squawkings, then turn immediately to, unapologetically, “back-alley-style” slam them down into the deepest, darkest recesses of his self loathing gut. AHHHHHHHH.....!!!!!!!! PHALANGALATORS...... When they’ve satisfactorily concluded this birth right, they simply “phalangatate” on their merry way🐋
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