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A 9 year old who is always on his iPad that probably has a bulky neon case. usually drooling while watching YouTube, playing Minecraft, or playing roblox. Continues to watch his iPad even if he is walking, eating, sleeping, etc. they contort their bodies around couches and chairs in the most awkward of positions, not even paying attention to their surroundings.
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