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A disease similar to Parkinson's disease Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read. Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre
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