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A musical instrument originating in eastern Europe, but is usually thought to have originated in Scotland. It consists of a sack, three drones, a blowpipe, and a chanter. It has a wonderful, melodious sound, and anybody who disagrees can go shove their guitars, flutes, and pianos up their smelly, oversized asses. People who play and/or like the bagpipes tend to be popular, good-looking, cool, athletic, smart, and have active sex lives, and people who don't like the bagpipes tend to be ugly, mentally deficient social outcasts who spend their time playing D&D and masturbating to pictures of their mothers.
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