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A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants It tickles him he does a dance He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
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