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Aguilard, the cerebral goo that congeals on your brain, destroying synapses, and imprinting nauseating images into your every waking thought, is caused by the unprovoked word vomit spewed forth by a friend or colleague who feels the need to divulge every minute detail above their lives, with total disregard to the severity of utter disgust, sheer embarrassment, and disdain brought forth upon themselves. Aguilard can only be put in remission by vast quantities of alcohol and verbal beratement of the offending party.
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