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Jordan has a giant horse cock. Simple. If u see a Jordan (even if he name wasn't that originally), you should immediately talk to him, if your not already wanting to suck his giant meat :D. It is not hard to love a Jordan because he is so damn fine. Like he could get your mom, sister, grandma, and shit, even your best friend if you don't get him first. He is a "Sexual Creature" but you'll only find out once you guys link for the first time. He is someone you definitely do NOT want to lose and, in the case that you do, fix your mistake or get therapy, because u will want to kill yourself. To quickly summarize, you want to date a Jordan because he's fine as fuck and has a long schmeat.
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