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The blue waffle of texas. You can come here for your shooting up parties, an STD, and an ounce of MSN, cut with a lottle bit of dope. Incest infested. Staff infested. Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming. Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly. If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out. Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them. Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys. And you better secure your gd generator and speakers. Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off
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