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When everything about you is a farse. Everything you say is a lie. Everything you do has an alternative motive, or hidden agenda. Your entire existence is based on lies, except everyone knows it but you think you're the shit. Someone who tries to live life like a con artist, or as an identity theif,but can't because they suck really bad at it and almost never succeed. Or when a gay man lives his life as a straight man while simultaneously ruining the lives of others.
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