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"Toilet Paper Tiger" is a military force that is believed to be very powerful because decades of massive state propaganda, media suppression, and outlawing truth, are the only things holding up the delusional illusions of a repressive despotic dictator. However when tested in combat, the "Toilet Paper Tiger" is the wipe of choice used by courageous, determined, and heroic warriors such as the Ukrainian military against Russian Orcs. The toilet paper content of the "Toilet Paper Tiger" AKA the Russian military, is two ply, soft and renewable, and makes excellent fertilizer for Ukrainian sunflowers.
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