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A Woodnoid is a Species of "Lignum noid" /Leenyoom Noid/ latin for Woodnoid, the only thing known about this creature is that it is a sub-species to the Penoids. It's currently ranked dangerous to the human saftey.

HOW TO STAY SAFE & IDENTIFY A WOODNOID Fully matured Woodnoid is about 9-16 feet tall, juveniles are around 7-10 feet in height. Woodnoids have EXCELENT eye sight at night, about 10 times better than the average humans. Woodnoids are in very dense, wooded areas, including Mount Lagoona's Camp Ground, and any other part of the western coast. This being said, Woodnoids are less common to be seen, therefor they are not an extreme danger to the human saftey. During the day, there seems to be no trace of Woodnoids in any wooded areas, as scouted out by P.C.F containers. If you spot a Woodnoid during the night, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, DON'T HIDE. they have OK hearing paired with EXCELENT eye sight. If you grab their attention, they will most likely chase you at about only 3-6 mph, due to their height. As mentioned, if you encounter one at night, do not hide, it WILL find you. Running is your best option because they will eventually give up and become uninterested in you.

If you spot a Woodnoid in a urban/city area, PLEASE CALL THE P.C.F FOUNDATION >IMMEDIATELY< (909) 818 - 5189 , THE AREA WILL BE EVACUATED AND IT WILL BE EXTERMINATED ON SIGHT.

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