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A nomadic juggler. One who roams from one side of the country to the other and is very snooty about their juggling abilities. Vandersnoots often juggle while riding a unicycle to prove that they’re better than even regular jugglers. The persona that they embody is self-loathing/narcissistic and they are ineffective emotional partners. Everyone knows that about a vandersnoot. Great juggler, bad lover. That’s what they say. If a vandersnoot becomes disabled/handicapped, they will juggle from their wheelchair. If a vandersnoot is ever unable to juggle, they will be kicked out of the herd and cast into the wilderness like their forefathers.
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