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Eleanor is the smartest, kindest, and funniest person you will ever meet. She loves to read in her free time, and is a talented artist. When you first meet her, she will seem shy but as you get to know her she is actually a very interesting person. Offend one of her friends or piss her off, then you are dead. It may seem weird but she has a lot of best friends from all over the world, many of which she is married to. But as she has made clear to her boyfriend, the relationship with her wifeys are purely platonic. Unless of course she is alone when she turns 40, then she will marry Caitlin.
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