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Kevin Durant, more commonly referred to fans as DurMickey, DurFraud, or DurCant, is an NBA player who plays for the Brooklyn Nets. After failing in the Seattle SuperSonics, later reforming to the Oklahoma City Thunder, he joined the super team referred to as the Golden State Warriors, joining NBA star Stephen CurFraud. After CurFraud blew a 3-1 lead in the 2016 NBA Finals against LeBron and Kyrie in the Cleveland Cavaliers, Durant asked to be traded to the 73-9 Warriors since he can't win normal rings. He won two consecutive Super Team rings with the Warriors and two fraudulent Finals MVPs. After losing to KaGoat and the Toronto Raptors in the 2019 NBA finals, he left to the struggling Brooklyn Nets, where he went to form yet another super team with the Nets, along with Kyrie, who owns him. After getting swept by the Raptors the next year, the Nets needed a plan. They hired the GOAT, James Harden, and formed the ultimate super team. All good (or bad) things must come to an end though, and Harden was traded to the Philadelphia 76ers for Ben Simmons, Seth Curry and Andre Drummond, forming an all-star super team in NYC. In the 2022 playoffs, Durant and his super team was swept by Tatum and his leading Celtics, ending the life of the fraudulent super team that is the Brooklyn Nets. Cryrie's fault, at that. Therefore, KD is finished.

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