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This is a real man! Better than mason biagini! He was a virgin once... But not anymore! He smells like old soggy cigarettes. But he's so lovable you won't even notice. He farts every now and then. His titties are ticklish. His weiners bigger than mason biagini s too! His favorite activity is making out with ugly old woman he finds on the streets. He was on may 1 2003. He has anal lice.
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