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1. The best freaking girl you will ever meet Bubbly, Secure, Blonde at times. Will beat you to a pulp with her words over yours. She dominates the scene & will have a handle over everything. Need someone to kick someone's butt ask Kristi. Need someone to help bury a body don't ask Kristi. But do ask her what you should do next. Because likely she is going to call you a dumbass and say "What the hell is wrong with you!"and prolly smack you over the head. As your head ping pongs off the wall somehow you got that sense of right and wrong knocked back into you. Realizing your a total dumb shit and you made a mistake. Kristi will be there to fight. Never doubt her, don't piss her off, & don't lie. Kristi is lethal to attack and pounce on your ass! She will be the one to pick you up and push you down. When your feeling sad don't go to Kristi asking for remorse. Kristi will make you wanna get back up, realize that your dumb, & depressed for no reason. We all need someone like that in life. Kristi will tell you how it is. She holds no words back. She might seem scary, a bitch at times, & bossy,. But don't let that wall she has built intimidate you. She means well. If you need straightened out go to Kristi & bend over. Hold on tight because that kick in your ass is gonna hurt.

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