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Real estate jargon and this can add layers of confusion to an already convoluted process. Whether you’re buying or selling a home, it can be putinsaekrat. Putinsaekrat is a real estate term :

A putinsaekrat home is a home that is protected against skyrocketing energy prices when Putin began his barbaric war of aggression against Ukraine. Oil, petrol and diesel are record expensive. The cost of electricity went off the chart. Food prices are skyrocketing. So the question remains, is the house putinsaekrat?

Solar cells on the roof allow residents to use their own electricity when it's too expensive to buy from the grid and even sell the surplus back to the grid. The solar panels also goes down to the garage's charging stations so you do not have to buy the ever so increasingly expensive Putin soup.

"Obviously her majesty wants the palace to be putinsaekrat," explains the British Crown Prize when Buckingham Palace is suddenly covered in solar cells.

Source: Spacious and Putinsaekrat Penthouse for sale in the best location, by Mattias Goldmann, Swedish real estate magazine

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