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Avery is an amazing dutiful person who everyone adores. They also have the most enormous slinger schlong to ever grace this feeble earth. Honestly, people should be kinder to them; they don't know how hard it is to have an enormous fucking third leg that drags along the ground wherever they go. They are even seen as a national hero because they once put out a fire at the white house using an absolutely MASSIVE spray of hot, steamy cum to put out the fire. They recieved three medals of honor.
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