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Kayden is a person who deserves nothing less than the entire world. He has a humogous cock that tastes like lemon clorox wipes. He also tends to wear amazing shirts and tight pants that are hot. He steals everyone's bitches and has the mane of a pony. He's an amazing friend who would do anything for the people he cares about. He also smells like mosquito bugspray, and soft hands. He likes to be buried in the sand at lakes, but can't swim. Kayden is obsessed with elden ring and any game/show that has to do with hentai. He should definitely check out squid porn soon!
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