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Yeah, no. You're clearly not doing the thing you're doing. That isn't a thing that is happening. I just THINK that you're doing the thing that you're doing and because you're the good one you are justified in doing it. It couldn't possibly be the other way around. There would be no possible way from me to identify what it is that you are doing and respond accordingly. Additionally, what would constitute "responding accordingly" could only ever be "the thing that you want me to do" and not anything else. Because if I do the thing you want me to do then it just proves that you were justified in doing the thing that you are doing and that you behaved appropriately. But if I do anything negative in response to what you're doing it isn't your fault. Because the only logical conclusion that can be drawn from what you're doing is for me to do the thing you want me to do AND NOTHING ELSE. So if I do SOMETHING ELSE then it isn't your fault that I did the thing. It's like ADVICE.
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